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... A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,
"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states,
"Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
It's illiterate alliterations, ittin'it?

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... A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,
"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states,
"Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
Man Shane, you shouldn't talk about Jody like that, she might kick your ass.
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Man Shane, you shouldn't talk about Jody like that, she might kick your ass.

Oh oh! I smell a fight brewing...........I'm gonna go get me a drink and come back and watch...
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Cerebral palsy porn is the best . . .
No doubt. I saw a guy with palsy nail Cytheria. When she squirted on him, they both started quivering in unison. Sweet!
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Man Shane, you shouldn't talk about Jody like that, she might kick your ass.
CLK, you may be my bro but, Ill kick your ass just like I used to do my baby bros. You better be nice, I'm not in the hottest of moods today.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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When that happens please take pictures
Yea, me boxing his kneecaps.

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Yea, me boxing his kneecaps.
Hey, just don't punch between the Knee caps, because there's something important hanging there.
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