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Big 3 demand bailout: Herbal Viagra, Penis Enlargement, E.D. firms lobby Congre

The time has come. We need a bailout. The fate of our country depends on it. Thousands of email writers, out of work. Retired politicians thrown off the E.D. payroll. Herbal Viagara prices decline to record lows. Our profits are flaccid. Our revenue is flagging. Our sales campaigns are impotent. We need help.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Your antenna is (I would've used "stands as", but...) a mighty symbol of such industry woes.

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Thanks FTL, for bringing us back to focusing on what really matters in life
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I'm in the midst of major labor problems. I am negotiating right now with the Spammers Union. The most difficult are the Phone Sex workers, their trailer payments are killing them.

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Looks like it is curtains, the auto companies can't even get a lousy 15 billion:

GOP senators voice opposition to auto bailout - Autos- msnbc.com

I'm thinking of selling out to Poo Tse Tung Enterprises in Shanghi. They have a whole new enlargement approach.

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