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Any ideas of what this is and what it does.......

The Professor is excluded as I am sure he is well aware........




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Hint: It is illegal in the US, the UK, the EU and Singapore as far as I know. They are mainly made in China and India and some business owners in all countries love them.
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Is that made by "Monster Cable"?
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The Professor is excluded as I am sure he is well aware........
Two of you share the same interests I reckon,
one for yourself and the other two for your misses,
No wonder why you two are where you two are,
land of the flat asses.
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That is the control module for Feel The Love Enterprise's special Islamic product, the incredible Al Fatah Fuck Fist. This amazing product consists of a special pair of sunglasses, which super-impose a computer-controlled nude body (Pamela Anderson was the model) over any woman wearing a burka, along with a remote controlled hand-modelled latex automated stroking device that can be worn undetected under one's Islamic robes. Any Islamic gentleman can sit in an airport, bus terminal or at any livestock convention, and use this device to deal with the Islamic culture's severe dress code limitations and still find that gratification that we westerners enjoy. The first two levers allow one to follow the woman or beast of one's desire, on which Pamela's torso, gams, and spread-eagle genitals are then super imposed on the ingenious sunglass device, while the third one, which puts the joy in joysticks, controls the stroking speed. This product is the only item on the Department of Commerce's list that is showing an actual trade surplus with the Arabian countries. PM me for details!

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