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Actually, if you think about it, why were they having sex if she had a protection order against him??
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Actually, if you think about it, why were they having sex if she had a protection order against him??
Apparently they just do things different in oHIo.

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I'd like to know what a Tri-State woman is.
Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. Are referred to as the tri-state ares because all 3 states meet on the Ohio River and Little Miami River in the Cincinnati metro area. And, yes there are also lots of other tri-states, but this is the one referred to.

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Apparently they just do things different in oHIo.
EASY NOW mcBear - KY is one of the "tri-states"

And for you, Jody my dear, didn't you catch that?
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Tri state is KY,OH,(its) IN....BAM!!
I thought it was pretty good, if I do say so myself
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When she ask "Do you have protection" he said yes let me get it....


I wonder if he was pissed because she called him Richie, and kept asking him to light my fire.
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EASY NOW mcBear - KY is one of the "tri-states"

And for you, Jody my dear, didn't you catch that?
No, I'm still in pain from a fall I took yesterday and am a bit out of sorts today. John moved the firewood and didn't tell me so yesterday at 3:30a.m. I was leaving for work and went head over heals over it. I woke my neighbor up cussing so bad, he thought I caught someone trying to break in. When he came over to see if everything was OK, he laughed his butt off. He's a retired Vietnam Vet. and I scared him with all the carrying on. Oh well at least he got a good laugh when I told him what happened.

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As sung by Timothy Haven:


Haven, I'm in Haven
Carolyn has a slug in her chest she can hardly speak
And I seem to find the pistol I seek
When we're between sheets grinding crotch to crotch

Haven, I'm in Haven
And the protection order placed on me this year
Seem to vanish like a gamblers lucky streak
When we're between sheets grinding crotch to crotch

Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the Everest
But it doesnt thrill me half as much
As shooting her chest

Oh I love to go out surfing
and catch the highest crest
But I don't enjoy it half as much
As shooting her chest

(come on and) dance with me
I want my arms aimed at you
They'll do harm against you
Will carry me through...

Haven, I'm in Haven
Carolyn has a slug in her chest she can hardly speak
And I seem to find the pistol I seek
When we're between sheets grinding crotch to crotch

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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