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Ya gotta love bad translations...

I'm not sure where this spam originated, but it was spam for Canadian pharmacies. Last time I checked most Canadians speak better English than most Americans, so I'm thinking somewhere in Europe or Asia.

Anyway, I laughed pretty hard at some of the translation and thought some here might appreciate it as well.

Subject: Re : Sexual enhancement and enlarging right now!

High-quality [V][P][X][L], [V][I][A][G][R][A] AND [C][I][A][L][I][S]!!


Visit Canadian Health&Care Mall !!!!
Enlarge you penetrator!! and boost potention now!

Secure and confidential purchase, instant shipping worldwide!


I have been considering whether to boost my "potention", anyone else?

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