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Bring all your useless trivia facts here....instead of inserting them in...when they have nothing to do with the original conversation..lol.

Let me get things going:

In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.

Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.

A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

Those stars and colours you see when you close and rub your eyes are called phosphenes

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Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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In Australia, the water going down a drain circles in an opposite direction to countries in the northern hemisphere. At the equator, water going down a drain turns into oil which Hugo Chavez gives away to his people. And it's hot.
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The average erect penis is six inches in length.

The average vagina is eight inches in depth.

There are nearly two hundred miles of unused pussy in New York City alone.
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The average erect penis is six inches in length.

The average vagina is eight inches in depth.

There are nearly two hundred miles of unused pussy in New York City alone.






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In Australia, the water going down a drain circles in an opposite direction to countries in the northern hemisphere. At the equator, water going down a drain turns into oil which Hugo Chavez gives away to his people. And it's hot.
Urban myth. GIYF!

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