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I use that to check my GF's wiring, she's OK - I had her up to about 6,000 RPM.
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I am afraid to open that.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Did you untie Jody so she could help you?
I'm slicker than that hon'. I've just been busy breaking up fist fights and dodging bullets in the saga of "Dueling Aunts". Not. a joke they had a fist fight in the parking lot at the funeral home. Big news for the Salyersville, Ky news paper. Hope they got pix.

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Making mock-up concrete samples for Regents Square in Houston. Mixing light and dark green serpentine showing a medium sandblast, medium and light acid etch.
A concrete specialist goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, doc, I'm so constipated, it's the worst I've ever experienced. You gotta help me, I'm in agony!"
The doctor consults his file, asks him to remove his pants, examines him thoroughly for a few minutes and then says, "Lean over the table."
The concrete fetishist leans over the table and the doctor whacks him square on the arse with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great, that's such a relief, you're a miracle worker!. What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?"
The doctor utters a deep sigh and says to him , "When you are at work and you need to open your bowels - please stop wiping your arse with cement bags!"

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I'm slicker than that hon'. I've just been busy breaking up fist fights and dodging bullets in the saga of "Dueling Aunts". Not. a joke they had a fist fight in the parking lot at the funeral home. Big news for the Salyersville, Ky news paper. Hope they got pix.
Which Aunt won, and was it by a TKO?
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A concrete specialist goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, doc, I'm so constipated, it's the worst I've ever experienced. You gotta help me, I'm in agony!"
The doctor consults his file, asks him to remove his pants, examines him thoroughly for a few minutes and then says, "Lean over the table."
The concrete fetishist leans over the table and the doctor whacks him square on the arse with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great, that's such a relief, you're a miracle worker!. What should I do to prevent constipation in the future?"
The doctor utters a deep sigh and says to him , "When you are at work and you need to open your bowels - please stop wiping your arse with cement bags!"
I wait till the cement is hard, silly!


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Suggest you use the finest tooth you can find (many teeth) and draw your cut line on a lenght of blue tape well pressed down on the melamine. The will prevent the melamine/wilsonart from shattering and chipping. Also turn the board in such away as to have the blade teeth cut towards the melamine not alway from...........Hope i am being clear. Good luck FTL.
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Which Aunt won, and was it by a TKO?
In my opinion they all lost and it was a free for all. But, the two youngest are the ones who really did battle. The one younger than me got the worst of it, but she let her mouth over load her a$$. The one that is older has 6 inches and 30 pounds on her and is a bit nuts. And, this coming from me. I looked like the sane one of the bunch (). Ever since my mom passed the girls fight all the time, one is always on the outs with the others. My mom was the peace maker, so I had to go into Joyce mode and get them all out of there before someone went to jail. Then they get back to Louisville and start at it again. These are well educated, beautiful women acting like a bunch of briarhoppers (and, yes that is worse than a red neck).

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