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I got your headlines...right here.

It has been an unusually good week for funny twisted headlines. Now we have seen what Drudge can do. B O R I N G ! ! !

Really now. To get news with the proper headlines you really need FARK. And the headlines and comments on the right make it worth it. If you should post, be quick and wear a cup.

Just this afternoon.

Indian authorities had warnings of Mumbai terrorist operations nine days prior to attacks but "it got lost in the computer system". If only there was a country that offered tech support




California declares a state of fiscal emergency. It's a good thing California residents elected a Governor with a background in economics and fiscal responsibility instead of that overpaid actor with the Humvee collection

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I wonder how many warnings of imminent danger the Indians typically get per week?

California get what it deserves yet again with going with an actor. Didn't learn anything with Reagan now did they?
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I wonder how many warnings of imminent danger the Indians typically get per week?

California get what it deserves yet again with going with an actor. Didn't learn anything with Reagan now did they?
I would guess that they, like the US get a very high number. My interest would be in the process in which they organize those threats.


As for California, I have lived there, I know lots of folks there and I have worked there as a consultant at times over a 25 year period and I cannot explain that place for the life of me.

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Hey Bear, go "Fark" yourself.
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Isn't it time to recall Schwarzenegger? You know, pay signature collectors $1/signature to get rid of him in an underhanded way just like he got rid of Davis? For doing exactly the same thing he is doing to California now?
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Isn't it time to recall Schwarzenegger? You know, pay signature collectors $1/signature to get rid of him in an underhanded way just like he got rid of Davis? For doing exactly the same thing he is doing to California now?
Someone should Terminate his gw ass kissing buTT out of office. I think Gary Coleman could have done a better job.
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Those are farking hilarious!
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Isn't it time to recall Schwarzenegger? You know, pay signature collectors $1/signature to get rid of him in an underhanded way just like he got rid of Davis? For doing exactly the same thing he is doing to California now?
I do tend to agree.

I voted for Larry Flint in the recall elections.

Just because the entire "Davis recall" was ridiculous.
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I do tend to agree.

I voted for Larry Flint in the recall elections.

Just because the entire "Davis recall" was ridiculous.
Are you saying that Repubs. steal from us? Surely they wouldn't do that, would they?
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