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30 Creative Ways to Fire Someone Who’s Not Pulling Their Weight - Biz.Edu
21. Arm Wrestle for the Job – Invite your employee into your office, then challenge them to an arm wrestling match. If they lose, they lose their job. However, if they win, they get a raise. Even if they win, you can still fire them, which is funny because you just made them waste time and energy arm-wrestling you before the inevitable canning.

There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey. --John Ruskin
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Counting the cars in the parking lot, one of our local favorites, should be added. Start off by telling the employee that 'we have a parking problem. Tell them to count the cars in the parking lot.' When they return with the answer, say the parking problem is being addressed. There is one less vehicle to park and it's YOURS!

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