Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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^ That's why I post here, folks, to help unhappy, un-endowed men, like Z here - I do this for the shear satisfaction of helping my fellow man. Z, my Magic Member Cream will end any problems you are having with your "antenna", which we can all assume probably can't even pull in an AM station, the result being a great deal of static from Mrs. Z. Applied once daily, this unique combination of highly refined petroleum product, spun at over 5,000 RPMs in a production facility manufactured by the Mercedes Benz Corporation, is then mixed with Darfur stem cells supplied to us exclusively by the government of Sudan, to which is added a final ingredient, "KV Water", a secret blend of hops and barley refined in a process we call "kidney osmosis". It will add inches and girth, and you will see the results immediately, but more importantly, Mrs Z will finally Feel The Love!
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address