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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in his cruiser was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up that day, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important t hings in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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He's gonna have a problem picking up that penny on the ground too
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I can't believe they don't have a vallet. Cheap ass lawyers.

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Why do jewish lawyers have big noses?

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I went to college. I got a good job. I save and invest my money wisely. I have much to show for my effort. The bottomfeeders of society deserve what they get!
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Everyone hates a lawyer... until they need one.
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