Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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As I drove I65 North to Shepherdsville for the Spring Meet, a burgundy Volvo semi approached with Illinois tags and passed me. I returned the favor thinking it was your sorry worthless ass coming to the Spring Meet at yosey's house. After two or three more pass arounds, I was convinced to the point I had them keep a beer cold for you. Then, as the hours waned into darkness, we all realized with utter disappointment that we had been had. I quickly gave the beer to clkman in which he downed it in 3 swallows, let out an ear splitting burp, shit his pants and pissed himself as he tried to make it to the shrubs around the corner. Maybe next time, eh?
2005 S430 4Matic 'Morton' W220.183 • 722.671 Rest in Peace
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