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Alrighty then...

Well, it's late, and I have a few people to off. No, not take to the airport. Off - as in, make the beds for their dirt naps.

I'm going to start with a drano / bleach bomb in the rooms next door - they're filled with idiotic loud mouthed Japanese assholes who, earlier, were driving the wrong way on a one way street and blocking traffic trying to get into the hotel's valet lane.

Then I'm going downstairs - naked - and strangle the annoying cunt at the hotel bar, which due to the idiotic design of this place, makes every conversation they're having audible to everyone in the entire place who isn't able to turn off or remove a hearing aid.

Depending on how well that goes, there may be others. So if you see me on the news tomorrow, make a paypal donation - qbncgar@gone-ape-shit.com - to get me out of jail. Or just mail FTL a check, since he's close.
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I have found that if you call the front desk and tell them there is a funny smell on your floor, that will take care of much of the noise on your floor as they inspect every room for the smell.

When I lived at the Crown Plaza in NYC there was a guy that had a "friend" who came over once a week. The guy in the next room was Japanese. He and his friend would screw three or four times a night and at the end of each time he would yell Banzai!!! at the top of his lungs. After the third week I had figured his rhythm out and knew when he was going to yell so when he started to yell, I screamed right along with him. He changed rooms.

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You guys just convinced me the barbed wire look is in.
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Next time, don't stay at Best Value.
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Next time, don't stay at Best Value.
Hey, I was staying at a $300 per night hotel for 14 months. And that was the best value in the area.

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Seriously, turning up the AC/fan should help plus banging on the door/wall and yelling a appropriate phrase or two.
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