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Quite nearly Locrian of you.
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I'm more of a "Bon Ami" kind of guy. Hasn't scratched yet.


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That is SO fukken obscure...

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I've heard that from several sources. Do you just use it for household cleaning or is there an automotive related application?

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defecating experience:

I had some spicy food yesterday, but not enough to warrant the classification of the 'Mexican' just yet coming out from the other end.

However, I did feel some mild heat and substantial weight bearing from the inside of my back door - it had all the signs of a making of most wonderful defecating experience - so I picked up a copy of today's paper and briskly walked to the bathroom and settled down.

In reality, it was the worst:

the product was long, thin, pasty thing not to mention the foul aroma

it seemed that the spincter did not relax all the way so it basically 'shaved' and retained what did not get squeezed out of the cavity

because of the two factors above, my hole was burning not to mention that I felt I still had more to go but couldn't push anything out; and the pasty consistency meant I could go through an entire roll and still get stuff on the TP.

An experience like this can ruin anyone's day.
It just ruined my day, after reading this I was sick all over my dog (she was sleeping just under my chair).

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It just ruined my day, after reading this I was sick all over my dog (she was sleeping just under my chair).


S H I T H A P P E N S




did the dog then run off and shake itself on a Kilim rug?




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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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Nao, you got any nasal allergies or have you had sinus drainage?


Seasonal.


By the way, picking one's nose after spending an afternoon polishing Venetian plaster using 400 to 600 grit paper installed on palm sander is quite a 'colorful' experience.

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was the yield mushy or dry?
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