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Yeah, Drew, but what about the mouthful of sperm you get if you hold still at the right moment?

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We ask our women to do that, is that so degrading?
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What are you saying Shane that I'm not? I at least thought you would consider me in a superior group. Since I am not your average female.
She's right, Shane. Average females don't have penises.





Those are two totally unrelated statements, and if you lumped them together to infer that I was somehow berating the Queen B-WOT, well, that's your lumpy mustard.
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She's right, Shane. Average females don't have penises.





Those are two totally unrelated statements, and if you lumped them together to infer that I was somehow berating the Queen B-WOT, well, that's your lumpy mustard.
Average hmm what about women on the sides of the curve?
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^ You mean the tranny hookers that Corkscrew kills and chops up and sends to you in little boxes for you to re-assemble when you're not dicking around with that dilapidated old house of yours? Couldn't say...
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She's right, Shane. Average females don't have penises.





Those are two totally unrelated statements, and if you lumped them together to infer that I was somehow berating the Queen B-WOT, well, that's your lumpy mustard.
I do not have a penis but that does not mean I don't have the balls and brains to smack your funky ass down.
Oh, you said they were unrelated statements, right.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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This really didn't go in the direction I thought it would. Imagine that. The whole point is mankind's neo interpretation of history is flawed and doesn't take into scope the innate ability of women to outlast men mentally and physically.
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Shane,

you sound like a rock star





trying to sound like an intellectual








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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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^ Noel, or Liam?


Anyway, Shane hasn't figured out that none of this matters, because women have the pussy. End of topic.
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