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We went shopping to day at the mall to get a birthday present for my niece in Minnesota. After spending a hour or so reading all the Mercedes mags at Barnes and Nobel we were on our way out and stopped by a store called Libby Lou's which is like a salon for 8 year olds. My oldest got her ears pierced there 2 years ago and lately my 3 year old wants earrings, so my wife asked her if she wanted them done. Her response was of course "YEAH" so we picked some out, she sat in the chair, and two girls shot her in each ear at the same time. Not one word. Not one tear. But a very stern look at both of the girls holding the now empty guns. I was more than a little concerned that she was about to attack. The manager who had marked her ears returned from the back to find out what was taking them so long, and asked them why they have not done it yet. Much to her surprise my daughter showed her her new earrings and proceeded to flip her hair over her shoulder so she could get a better look in the mirror. She said she was waiting for the cops to come for all the screaming she thought she was going to hear. That kid is tough as nails. She has yet to cry for any of her shots at the doctors office as well. The 8 year old cried for 5 min. before she would let them do the 2nd one. (they did not have 2 people certified in the store at the time) Daddy have to give her the tough girl speech to get her back in the chair. She is tough in other ways though. By far the best puker I have ever seen. She gets air sick and every time we fly somewhere (2-3 times a year) she ends up blowing breakfast into a bag. No tears, no complaints, just a bottle of water and a rubber band for her hair.

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If you were gay you wouldn't have these issues.
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Congrats. Definitely in Jody's league , perhaps beyond.

But you owe me $$$ for my next exam for that eye chart of a post.
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That is impressive. Very impressive. Having a daughter would scare the shit out of me, but a daughter like that, I could handle raising.
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If you were gay you wouldn't have these issues.
He also wouldn't have two beautiful daughters...

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Congrats. Definitely in Jody's league , perhaps beyond.

But you owe me $$$ for my next exam for that eye chart of a post.
What's that supposed to mean?
I have pity on him. I only have one girl and she is just like me and maybe worse. The other 3 are boys. Girls are rotten, they love you till they are about 8 if you are lucky then you suck and don't understand when you wont let them get a tramp stamp or their tongue pierces at 15. Boys, you just have to keep buying bigger shoes and longer pants and make sure they know about condoms otherwise it's snip, snip till they are ready for kids.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Tough cookie.
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Tough cookie.
I will take that as a complement, especially since y'all haven't run me off.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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