Date registered: Nov 2005
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An old man is just back from Asia with his new exotic bride.
Lying in bed, his new bride is playing with his manhood slowly stroking it up and down. The old man says
'You must love that, you haven't left it alone since we got back.'
The bride sighed wistfully and replied 'No, not so much .... I just really miss mine.'
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful"