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Okay, here's what you do.

1) Find out where Tony Robbins is.
2) Kidnap him and hold him until he gets you the address of the Beadazzler factory warehouses.
3) Kill him and dump the body in Lawrence, Kansas. Keep the head.
4) Drive to the Beadazzler factory, and ask for a tour. Bring the head in with you, in a bag of some kind.
5) Beadazzle Tony Robbins' eyes, to get the hang of it.
6) Reveal the head, and chase everyone around until they leave.
7) Load up the van with Beadazzler beads and drive to Orem, Utah.
8) Dump the head up the road at Sundance, in the stream that runs beside it.
9) Drive to Phoenix, Arizona and find a nice flat spot.
10) Beadazzle the entire van, using as many of the clear diamond-style beads as you can.
11) Wash your hands. Who knows where they've been by now.
12) Drive to New Jersey, and sell the van to KamiL, who will empty his parent's bank account to pay for it.
13) Take the money to a Honda dealer in upstate New York, and buy a Pilot.
14) Drive to Lancaster, Kentucky, and have it's windows lettered with neat Cookie Lee logos and your wife's cell number.
15) Pour gasoline on it and burn it.
16) Hey, milkshakes!
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Okay, here's what you do.

1) Find out where Tony Robbins is.
2) Kidnap him and hold him until he gets you the address of the Beadazzler factory warehouses.
3) Kill him and dump the body in Lawrence, Kansas. Keep the head.
4) Drive to the Beadazzler factory, and ask for a tour. Bring the head in with you, in a bag of some kind.
5) Beadazzle Tony Robbins' eyes, to get the hang of it.
6) Reveal the head, and chase everyone around until they leave.
7) Load up the van with Beadazzler beads and drive to Orem, Utah.
8) Dump the head up the road at Sundance, in the stream that runs beside it.
9) Drive to Phoenix, Arizona and find a nice flat spot.
10) Beadazzle the entire van, using as many of the clear diamond-style beads as you can.
11) Wash your hands. Who knows where they've been by now.
12) Drive to New Jersey, and sell the van to KamiL, who will empty his parent's bank account to pay for it.
13) Take the money to a Honda dealer in upstate New York, and buy a Pilot.
14) Drive to Lancaster, Kentucky, and have it's windows lettered with neat Cookie Lee logos and your wife's cell number.
15) Pour gasoline on it and burn it.
16) Hey, milkshakes!
Where's the sex? I can't do all that without any sex.

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Um, not to quibble, but while there is an actual question here, I question whether that may be classified as an actual VEHICLE.

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Um, not to quibble, but while there is an actual question here, I question whether that may be classified as an actual VEHICLE.
I only go by what the Motor Vehicle Administration tells me. If you know differently, please notify them soonest. Thanks.

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Okay, here's what you do.

1) Find out where Tony Robbins is.
2) Kidnap him and hold him until he gets you the address of the Beadazzler factory warehouses.
3) Kill him and dump the body in Lawrence, Kansas. Keep the head.
4) Drive to the Beadazzler factory, and ask for a tour. Bring the head in with you, in a bag of some kind.
5) Beadazzle Tony Robbins' eyes, to get the hang of it.
6) Reveal the head, and chase everyone around until they leave.
7) Load up the van with Beadazzler beads and drive to Orem, Utah.
8) Dump the head up the road at Sundance, in the stream that runs beside it.
9) Drive to Phoenix, Arizona and find a nice flat spot.
10) Beadazzle the entire van, using as many of the clear diamond-style beads as you can.
11) Wash your hands. Who knows where they've been by now.
12) Drive to New Jersey, and sell the van to KamiL, who will empty his parent's bank account to pay for it.
13) Take the money to a Honda dealer in upstate New York, and buy a Pilot.
14) Drive to Lancaster, Kentucky, and have it's windows lettered with neat Cookie Lee logos and your wife's cell number.
15) Pour gasoline on it and burn it.
16) Hey, milkshakes!

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He said "Orem".

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Where's the sex? I can't do all that without any sex.
Dude you had a head all along that trip...
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Hey I owen a bodyshop and I wish there was a maaco near my shop. So I didnt have to price that kind of work. But thay do a good job for the money. take the cheep job.

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