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Palin offered $2M to appear in porn movie

Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States -- to appear in a porno movie.

Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world -- the most desirable woman over 40."

To prove he's serious about the offer, Capone says he's prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

Palin hasn't publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska, on Nov. 6.

Hustler Magazine recently released a spoof Palin porn video titled Nailin' Paylin.

Palin offered $2M to appear in porn movie
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What will it take for me to be on that set playin with Palin?
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What will it take for me to be on that set playin with Palin?
Careful Drew, there could be two Palin's on that set - you don't want to wind up being a fluffer for Todd, do you?
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WOW! You will pay to have that done to you? I am sure that Dope would charge you much less.

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Get real! She's more than you can afford...I hear MJ is doing a Black and White post production concert at the White house. Your all invited including your movie friend from Florida.
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Careful Drew, there could be two Palin's on that set - you don't want to wind up being a fluffer for Todd, do you?
Nah, I will just bring my "famous" nephew along for that job
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It's said to see people talk of other women this way...makes you think...boy their marriage must be awful boring...They talk trash because they feel like trash and are trailer trash. Give it up...She's happily married and thank God she doesn't live next too because if that was the case there would be one less cook like you around the next day. Way too go Todd!
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