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So does that mean that we can post jokes about Obama's Race?
Yea, let's see that be ok.

Some jokes are just better left unsaid.


Do you want to?

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Do you want to?
Sure! Let's see...

Why Did Obama win the Presidential Race?



Because he had better ide...creden...SPEACHES! He gave better speaches!

Who's John Galt.

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One day drewprof, dope, and 420 SE were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings.

Finally, drewprof says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."

dope asks, "Why?".

"So we can eat of course." says drewprof.

Once drewprof comes back 420 SE says, "I'm going to go get some water".

"Why" asked dope.

"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once 420 SE gets back dope goes and tears off the car door.

"Whats that for?" asked drewprof and 420 SE.

" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

Who's John Galt.

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Sure! Let's see...

Why Did Obama win the Presidential Race?



Because he had better ide...creden...SPEACHES! He gave better speaches!
Here have these. I have a feeling you will find them funny:

barackobamajokes - ┬* ┬* ┬* ┬* The Barack Obama Jokes Website - More Jokes

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Here have these. I have a feeling you will find them funny:

barackobamajokes - * * * * The Barack Obama Jokes Website - More Jokes
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Who's John Galt.

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One day drewprof, dope, and 420 SE were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings.

Finally, drewprof says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."

dope asks, "Why?".

"So we can eat of course." says drewprof.

Once drewprof comes back 420 SE says, "I'm going to go get some water".

"Why" asked dope.

"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once 420 SE gets back dope goes and tears off the car door.

"Whats that for?" asked drewprof and 420 SE.

" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

That's a real, er, Corker!
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That's a real, er, Corker!
A Lot funnier than your racist Obama Jokes

Who's John Galt.

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A Lot funnier than your racist Obama Jokes
They are not my jokes. My intent was to draw your attention to how lame and desperate your like minded friends are. Over your head I see.

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