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An open letter to Tony Kornheiser




Dear Tony,

For the love of fuck. A comb-over? Seriously? Look, unless you're going through chemotherapy and we don't know it, shave your fucking head. Or at least get a haircut that involves a #2 clipper guard.

Either way, it looks like your scalp is carrying some terrible disease, and we might catch it through our televisions. Clean that shit up.

Sincerely,

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Tony is the reason Everyone turns down the volume during MNF.

Tony, STFU
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Who? My give a fuck sensor is telling me to let it go.
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He used to have a morning talk show on the local D.C. sports talk station. He billed it as "Old Guy Radio" and they never talked sports.

Then he went to MNF.

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He used to have a morning talk show on the local D.C. sports talk station. He billed it as "Old Guy Radio" and they never talked sports.

Then he went to MNF.
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Tony Kornheiser's Combover

This site is hilarious!

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Tony Kornheiser should definitely try out one of these hair cuts instead. lol. worst combover ever

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Dear Tony,

For the love of fuck. A comb-over? Seriously? Look, unless you're going through chemotherapy and we don't know it, shave your fucking head. Or at least get a haircut that involves a #2 clipper guard.

Either way, it looks like your scalp is carrying some terrible disease, and we might catch it through our televisions. Clean that shit up.

Sincerely,

Every Football Fan In The USA
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