hoops trumps pins any day.
Large round balls?
Shiny wooden floor?
Hit the target EVERY time?
Basketball: Even Jordan tossed an occasional air ball
Bowling: After the first game, you have to be a complete doofus to roll a gutter ball meaning you'd suck even worse at basketball.
The ball comes back to you...every time?
Basketball: The entire current NBA roster and most of the retired guys, too and maybe Ludacris.
Bowling: Pretty much limited to (if still alive)
* Earl Anthony
* Marshall Holman
* Brian Kanouse
* Johnny Petraglia
* Mark Roth
* Dick Weber
* Walter Ray Williams Jr.
Chance of beating the Secret Service guys?
Basketball: Fat Chance
Bowling: Fifty-fifty if you don't let them practice.
Need to shower before heading down to situation room?
Bowling: As if!
Complete games with Beer and Cigars?
Basketball: No way, no how.
Bowling: Check Check ...not to mention pizza.
You have to ask? Bowling
The sound of the "Swish" when there's nothing but net
The sound of 10 pins exploding as a 16 pound ball demolishes them in a perfect strike.
No contest. Bowling
Hyep, yep, yep, yep...
My time away has stood me in good stead.