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a wee anectdote of sorts

Many years ago, when I were a lad in school in Limavady
A member of the local Cricket Club knocked on the door of the manager of the Northern Bank, and after exchanging the usual small talk
says
"Would you sponser us to the tune of £100,000.00 this year"
the manager spluttered that this would be impossible
yer man says
"but you sponsered us last year for £100,000.00"
We did not indeed! the bank manager replied.
" Och aye I know that, but you lent Mr Noble the money and he sponsered us, just this year he is no longer in business so I thought i would come to you direct"
Boom boom
Mr Noble's business model was based on maximum borrowing, not paying for goods ( if at all possible), cash for all deliveries, then go bust.
A certain relevance to our current woes
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With all the complicated sums that do not add up??
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a wee wee anectdote of sorts

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..."
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you."

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Come on guy's where are all the Irish Jokes?

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