Nice one that man
I do hope all the recruits kept their faces straight
When he got back to the mess, we had comments such as:
What goes up must come down.
The law of gravity can be grave.
You really know how to give a recruit lesson with effect
Seen any UFO's lately.
I thought helmets were meant to protect the head.
Whatch out for camoflaged spiders. I hear they can fly.
What was the meaning of this lesson exactly?
I hear the chinese make much bigger fire crackers, care to try?
Heads up - here he comes again.
Shit, you have a lump on your head. No wait, it's only dandruff on a megga scale.
Dont blame the Armourer he is REME after all.
Needless to say, he stayed away from the Sgt's mess bar for some time
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one
- Winston Churchill, in response.