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Une petite fille demande un jour √* sa m√®re :
'Maman, comment la race humaine est-elle apparue?'
La maman r√©pond: 'Dieu fit Adam et √ąve et ils eurent des enfants.
C'est ainsi que la race humaine est apparue'.
Deux jours plus tard, la petite fille pose √* son p√®re la m√™me question.
Le père répond : 'Il y a très longtemps existaient les singes.
Au fil des années ils se transformèrent pour devenir des hommes.
C'est ainsi qu'est apparue la race humaine.'
Confuse, la petite fille retourne voir sa mère et lui demande :
'Maman comment se fait-il que tu m'aies dit que la race humaine a été créée par Dieu et que papa m'affirme qu'elle vient du singe ?'
'Chérie, répondit la maman, c'est que moi je t'ai parlé de l'origine de ma famille et ton père de la sienne
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oui, un peut de vin hier soir, je suis encoure écrabouiller
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Je suis venu la nuit derni√®re √* la maison, mon √©pouse regard√©e m'et a dit le " ; Again" ivre ; J'ai dit imitation !
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This thread lacks a certain je nais sais quoi in the way of go fuck yourselves.
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Je suis venu la nuit derni√®re √* la maison, mon √©pouse regard√©e m'et a dit le " ; Again" ivre ; J'ai dit imitation !
ha, imitation de qui? moi? Putain, je suis pas vraiment un "role model"
Eh, ton √©pouse la, elle t'as demander d'o√Ļ ce que t'as ramener le cuivre que t'as voler de chez moi?
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This thread lacks a certain je nais sais quoi in the way of go fuck yourselves.
Well.....It did.
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