Date registered: Sep 2008
Vehicle: 1982 M-B 380SL, 1998 Ford Taurus, 2001 Dodge Ram 2500, Kawasaki ZG1000 Concours
Location: S.W. Indiana
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At a country church during the Sunday morning service, the Devil himself pops in. He arrives amid fire and brimstone. There is widespread panic in the church with everybody trying to get out as fast as possible. With one exception. One really old guy sitting in the front just sat there calmly.
The Devil, who popped in to scare the folks for fun is puzzled. He stalks over to the old guy who is sitting there and looks to be half asleep. As he towers over the oldster, he asks "Don't you konw who I am?". The fellow looks up and says "Yep." "Well, why aren't you scared?" The old guy grins and says "I've been married to your sister for 60 years now".