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Infidelity Kit

For anyone who thinks their mate is unfaithful.

Semen Detection - CheckMate Marital Infidelity Testing Kit: Detect & Test Semen Stains: SPYGADGETS


Check those panties for spewdge.

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My ex's infidelity kit looked entirely different...


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My wife's insurance policy ^^^
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My wife is the kind of women you don't fuck with.
She'll put a cap in your ass.

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I pity the insecure. After 19 years of monogamy, neither of us has a jealous bone in our bodies. We sometimes feign jealousy as a lark. "I saw you staring at that vomiting wino's dick!"

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I pity the insecure. After 19 years of monogamy, neither of us has a jealous bone in our bodies. We sometimes feign jealousy as a lark. "I saw you staring at that vomiting wino's dick!"

How did you measure up to the wino..............
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I showed the kit to my wife. She said, "Don't even think about it, Bub! I'll have you know he uses a condom . . .".

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This month's special is a semen black light. Gawd that would either be scary or funny as hell.

CSI at home!
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How did you measure up to the wino..............

Half pint to his magnum.

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