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Who amonst you sleep walks?

One time I stayed with a nice family, I rented a bedroom with them. We went out in the evening and had a nice meal (no booze) and a gentle stroll home.

Me and the wife went to bed naked as it was so hot and no air con, a simple fan to keep us cool, ok thus far.

During the night I must have gone to the toilet and fell asleep on the sofa, I awoke at 6 in the morning, just before the host family was due to get their child ready for school and panic stations

There I am naked and people are getting up to go to the toilet so I hit the balcony and dragged some dry clothes from the washing line, thank god my wife keeps the clothes clean.

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That's funny.

I'm like stone. I usually wake up in the same position I fall asleep, unless the wife molests me.

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Back in my drinking days I woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in my dresser and promptly fell back to sleep with my wife screaming at me the entire time. Third drawer from the bottom. Lots of laundry to do the next day with a huge hangover, not one of my better moments. One of the reasons I no longer drink.

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How would I know if I sleep walk? Oh, maybe that explains why I occasionally wake up with dog poop under my feet.

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I think this country under That ASSHOLE gw, is lulled into sleep walking. but the shit is getting deeper. So I am selling wading boots.
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I actually spell with a lisp as well, it goes with the sleep walking ditty

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Holy shit that's my wife's bra

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