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New details on Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin porn flick

New details on Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin porn flick

She's a Hustler, baby.

After the Daily News reported last week that Larry Flynt is producing a porno starring a faux Sarah Palin, TMZ has new details about the satirical skin flick.

Hustler Video's X-rated flick, "Nailin' Paylin," features adult actress Lisa Ann in the Alaskan governor's signature specs and up-do, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door."

In a flashback sequence, "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

Radar Online also posted an excerpt of the script, which includes a late-night visit from the tanning bed repairman.

Alas, there is also a three-way with Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice look-alikes.

Adult film actress Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Clinton.

Flynt, an iconoclast and freedom of speech advocate, is a staunch liberal who accused the Bush administration of violating the U.S. Bill of Rights in his 2005 tome "Sex, Lies and Politics: The Naked Truth."

He was portrayed by Woody Harrelson in the 1996 film "The People vs. Larry Flynt."

The Palin porno's script excerpt has "Paylin" spouting topical, tongue-and-cheek lines such as, "Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is" Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with the specifics," riffing off of her shaky interview Katie Couric.

Rumors of the adult movie surfaced after an ad calling for look-alikes of the Republican vice presidential nominee hit Craigslist following her speech at the Republican National Convention.

"Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days," read the ad, offering $3,000 for the part.

The video is being fast-tracked for release before the election.

New details on Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin porn flick
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"Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Clinton."
That's going to be interesting
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"young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

I will cast for that job
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Nina Hartley USED to have the best ass in porn. Now she's kind of a disgusting oversexed swinger.
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LMAO- Larry Flynt dignifies the Palin ticket. God bless America!

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Like zoinks dude, that is one scary sounding flick.
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You sound like "Shaggy".
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Wonder who is playing McCain..........
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That's going to be interesting
Many years ago I saw a flick with Georgina Spelvin, who was well into her 40s, perhaps low 50s, at that point (which is probably over a hundred in porn years). In one scene she was in a mini-skirt in the back of a cab with no money (and no underwear) and the cabby stopped, looked over his shoulder and told her the fare. She hiked up her skirt and asked, "Will this cover it?"

He replied "Crap, lady, I ain't got change for anything THAT big!"

I didn't see a whole lot of pornos, but I have to think that was probably one of the funniest porn lines ever.

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Sometimes we are just not sure if we should be proud of our esteemed Kentuckians. The town of Cynthiana [also home of the Stoplight] is just not quite ready to accept Larry.

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