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How soon to the Orgasmatron

As I been thinking ( yes dangerous for me, I appreciate)
With all the current research stuff about the brain, and being able to tap into its circuitery.
Plus the advances in powered artficial limbs, again tapped into nerves
A little creative jiggery pokery should be able to cross wire two consenting adults, establish some sort of feed back loop, and ????
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Depending what was on offer I would put myself forward as a tester
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What are you smoking?

because I would like some of it :-)
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As I been thinking ( yes dangerous for me, I appreciate)
With all the current research stuff about the brain, and being able to tap into its circuitery.
Plus the advances in powered artficial limbs, again tapped into nerves
A little creative jiggery pokery should be able to cross wire two consenting adults, establish some sort of feed back loop, and ????
jat
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Depending what was on offer I would put myself forward as a tester

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Ah
So this is why the latest generation of USB's can transmit more wattage, driven by insatiable sexual demand.
Scheesh!
Actually the reason I posted my origional was that the wife took me to a presentation at the Belfast Odessy, this presentation to "popularise" physics.
And perhaps 5 years ago.
Some Professor ( of Physics ) Dude who was big into this type of research,
had had sensors wired into the nerves in his arm, and he alluded to the possible potential "between consenting adults"

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I find it hard to keep it straight
Re Yosey
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