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post #1 of 50 (permalink) Old 10-01-2008, 01:30 PM Thread Starter
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I need a job or I'm gonna go crazy

Please help me as I am going insane, here is my CV. and you can take the piss all you want.


CURRICULUM VITAE
Name ; Eric England Nationality ; British Date of Birth ; 12 august 1952
Email address ; ericinchina@yahoo.com.cn Location ; China
Telephone No ;0086 13686859645
Education
GCE, English, math, science, geography.
City and Guilds( London Institute) Automotive Engineering
EPC (A) Education promotion certificate Advanced (Army)
Recent History
I have spent the last 14 years in China working as a Technical advisor to workshops in the Mercedes Benz and BMW field.
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Now looking for a new challenges
I have worked in other roles such as
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Tech Office Manager
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"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
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If you can operate a printing press I will hire you.
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Thanks CLK but I would not know the front of a printing press from the back, unless it has a mercedes star on it

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- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
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Thanks CLK but I would not know the front of a printing press from the back, unless it has a mercedes star on it
Can't be more complicated than fixing an auto transmission.

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"Printing Press Machine Operators and Tenders"

Pushes buttons, turns handles or moves controls and levers to start printing machine or manually controls equipment operation.
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Can't be more complicated than fixing an auto transmission.

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Job Tasks for:
"Printing Press Machine Operators and Tenders"

Pushes buttons, turns handles or moves controls and levers to start printing machine or manually controls equipment operation.
Turns, pushes or moves controls to set and adjust speed, temperature, inkflow, and position and pressure tolerances of press.
Selects and installs printing plates, rollers, screens, stencils, type, die, and cylinders in machine according to specifications, using hand tools.

Loads, positions and adjusts unprinted materials on holding fixture or in loading and feeding mechanisms of press.

Reviews work order to determine ink, stock and equipment needed for production.
Accepts orders, calculates and quotes prices and receives payments from customers.
Discards or corrects misprinted materials, using ink eradicators or solvents.

Dismantles and reassembles printing unit or parts, using hand and power tools, to repair, maintain or adjust machine.
Cleans and lubricates printing machine and components (e.g., rollers, screens, typesetting, reservoirs) using oil, solvents, brushes, rags and hoses.
Removes printed materials from press, using handtruck, electric lift or hoist, and transports them to drying, storage or finishing areas.

Inspects and examines printed products for print clarity, color accuracy, conformance to specifications and external defects.
Pours or spreads paint, ink, color compounds and other materials into reservoirs, troughs, hoppers or color holders of printing unit.
Blends and tests paint, inks, stains and solvents according to type of material being printed and workorder specifications.

Monitors and controls operation of auxiliary equipment, such as cutters, folders, drying ovens and sanders to assemble and finish product.
Directs and monitors activities of workers feeding, inspecting and tending printing machines and materials.
Keeps daily time and materials usage reports and records identifying information printed on manufactured products and parts.

Packs and labels cartons, boxes or bins of finished products.
Monitors feeding, printing and racking processes of press to maintain specified operating levels and detect malfunctions.
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ML I dont need piss takers just now thanks

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- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
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ML I dont need piss takers just now thanks
I don't think clk is joking and neither am I.
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Can't be more complicated than fixing an auto transmission.

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Can't be more complicated than fixing an auto transmission.

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Job Tasks for:
"Printing Press Machine Operators and Tenders"

Pushes buttons, turns handles or moves controls and levers to start printing machine or manually controls equipment operation.
Turns, pushes or moves controls to set and adjust speed, temperature, inkflow, and position and pressure tolerances of press.
Selects and installs printing plates, rollers, screens, stencils, type, die, and cylinders in machine according to specifications, using hand tools.

Loads, positions and adjusts unprinted materials on holding fixture or in loading and feeding mechanisms of press.

Reviews work order to determine ink, stock and equipment needed for production.
Accepts orders, calculates and quotes prices and receives payments from customers.
Discards or corrects misprinted materials, using ink eradicators or solvents.

Dismantles and reassembles printing unit or parts, using hand and power tools, to repair, maintain or adjust machine.
Cleans and lubricates printing machine and components (e.g., rollers, screens, typesetting, reservoirs) using oil, solvents, brushes, rags and hoses.
Removes printed materials from press, using handtruck, electric lift or hoist, and transports them to drying, storage or finishing areas.

Inspects and examines printed products for print clarity, color accuracy, conformance to specifications and external defects.
Pours or spreads paint, ink, color compounds and other materials into reservoirs, troughs, hoppers or color holders of printing unit.
Blends and tests paint, inks, stains and solvents according to type of material being printed and workorder specifications.

Monitors and controls operation of auxiliary equipment, such as cutters, folders, drying ovens and sanders to assemble and finish product.
Directs and monitors activities of workers feeding, inspecting and tending printing machines and materials.
Keeps daily time and materials usage reports and records identifying information printed on manufactured products and parts.

Packs and labels cartons, boxes or bins of finished products.
Monitors feeding, printing and racking processes of press to maintain specified operating levels and detect malfunctions.
[/QUOTE] Mlfun is right, if the BWOT drunk can run a printing press, you can. Besides it was made in Japan. By the ITEK corporation.
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Mlfun is right, if the BWOT drunk can run a printing press, you can. Besides it was made in Japan. By the ITEK corporation.[/QUOTE]

Thanks guys, but Im a car man. Having said that, I will keep an open mind before I shoot myself.

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- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

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Well, start fixing cars.
Mobile mechanic is a start.
Place some adds and go out and change oil, brakes, ...... etc
Should be plenty of work for a skilled person.
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Got tools, got a car, got health, got some cash to start advertising? You got a biz
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