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Looks more like Red hair and Green eye's, Jesus Christ! Jesus was a Paddy, no wonder no one understood him.
Not possible. No self-respecting Irishman would turn water into wine. Now if it was water into stout or water into whiskey, you might be able to convince me.
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Not possible. No self-respecting Irishman would turn water into wine. Now if it was water into stout or water into whiskey, you might be able to convince me.
He gave wine at the last supper so all the Irish guys would understand he was pissed at them cheating him

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Old Testament describes God as human looking so any male could look like him.
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Old Testament describes God as human looking so any male could look like him.
Could look like him and be cruscified like him. Thats why we invented marriage

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I have got to write a new story that people will believe and make a religion out of, maybe that's how I will satisfy my egomaniac desires to rule the world, hahahahahaha
I'm sure you would have a Devil of a time doing it too.........
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I have got to write a new story that people will believe and make a religion out of, maybe that's how I will satisfy my egomaniac desires to rule the world, hahahahahaha
In the beginning Drew "created" [ok, built] a whole bunch of stuff [with his own hands, the ONLY real way] and it was truly bitchin'.

But Drew was sad. No one could appreciate the utter awesomeness of all this bitchin stuff so, in his own image he made a dude. He named him A.

The dude was duly impressed with all of Drew's awesomeness but, being alone all the time found himself constantly polishing the pole instead of keeping all of Drew's bitchin stuff clean and polished. And the sheep were getting nervous.

Drew thought for a while and decided to provide a partner for A, now calling himself FnA. A plan for the now arrogant A was coming together.

Soon FnA's world was filled with sounds. Sounds he had never heard before. He looked down the meadow and saw what was possibly the finist looking elDorado convertible in all existence coming his way.

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...And with time, A shriveled to a prune while FnA's sound changed from giggles to nagging and the day came when A snuffed the spirit that lived within him. FnA mated with the cheep and the bulls for Drew to grant her a new flock that are now the devout follower of the Drew God.
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Blasphemy is the only unforgivable sin. Good luck with that.
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Blasphemy is the only unforgivable sin. Good luck with that.
Nice shofar.

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Blasphemy is the only unforgivable sin. Good luck with that.
That's not what the Bible says.
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