Date registered: Sep 2004
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Hell, I think she is going to get shot in the face by Cheney while being instructed in how to be Vice Presidential in interviews, which will lead to a case of severe laryngitis, which is mistaken during a physical exam for irreparable brain damage after she tries to explain what happened. The solution is to transplant her new son's brain into her head, and hers into her baby son's, which unfortunately and sadly doesn't "take." The son dies and she has to withdraw from the ticket for personal reasons. Peculiarly, with the new brain she does somewhat better in interviews. McCain is favorably impressed with her new skills.
McCain forgets she has left the ticket for personal reasons and, once the fate of her son is made public, she resigns again due to the legal entanglements that arise from her brain swapping exercise. Seems some people call it equivalent to a partial birth or more abortion, although there is some legal technicality about who actually died.
McCain forgets she resigned again and, the stress of the legal questions, and the persistent issue of whether she committed suicide or abortion takes its toll, and she becomes ill. She resigns again, citing health issues.
McCain discovers she has resigned and in response he boots her off the ticket saying he just didn't see she was a quitter. Unfortunately for McCain, this happens about a year after the election and Obama has been POTUS for 10 months.