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National Enquirer Alleges Sarah Palin Affair With Brad Hanson

National Enquirer is not one of my steady sources - I have actually never picked one up to read it - but they nailed John Edwards and then sent that team up to investigate Sarah Palin. They seem to have more credibility on who's genitalia are rubbing on who's genitalia than Dan Rather had on Bush's records of being AWOL when the call came to go to Vietnam...


"National Enquirer Alleges Sarah Palin Affair With Brad Hanson

The National Enquirer is continuing its foray into politicians' personal lives this election season. Less than two months after the magazine's investigation forced John Edwards to admit an extramarital affair with Rielle Hunter, the Enquirer has identified what it calls "Sarah Palin's Other Man" — Todd Palin's former business partner, Brad Hanson.

According to the Enquirer, the identity of Palin's extramarital lover was confirmed by "no less than three members of the man's family including one by sworn affidavit."

One Hanson family insider, Jim Burdett, passed a "rigorous polygraph test," and went on the record telling the Enquirer, "I've known about Brad having had an affair for a long time, but it wasn't until just recently that I learned his affair was with Sarah Palin."

Another insider, who preferred to remain anonymous but provided the Enquirer with a sworn affidavit attesting to the affair, said, "Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she real*ized she was falling in love with him."

The Enquirer has also taken credit for the announcement that Bristol Palin is pregnant, claiming that it was "triggered" by the fact that the magazine was about to break the news."


More juicy, or gory depending on your outlook on this shit, is here:
National Enquirer Alleges Sarah Palin Affair With Brad Hanson

Actually I could not care less about this kind of shit, since I was told by an old French Canadian guy that "a woman can stay split a lot longer than you can stay hard" which was followed by some more shots of cheap booze and his lifelong observation that he has never actually encountered any female parts that truly wore out from use, and, primarily because I just don't give a shit about it. But, if it turns out to be true, is this going to sink her star in the GOP?

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Which one is he anyway? I can't keep their names straight.


And what does this do to the Q vote?


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Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length.
Brad Hanson could not be reached for the article. He is currently in the Alaska Mental Health Facility after having a severe nervous breakdown.

He was last seen at a Juneau court trying to have his first name changed. Reason given on the affidavit was "sick and tired of hearing his name repeated constantly in an annoying whiny voice". As he started mimicking the sound to the judge, whales in a nearby bay started beaching themselves, babies starting incessant crying and Mr. Hanson had to be led away in a "behavior modification appliance".

He was last heard screaming "Make the bitch quit talking! Just make her stop!" as he was led away.

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