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the wife shaves your ass?
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Puzzled is all
I haven't checked with her yet so I'm not sure who's ass she has been shaving. Mind you I do get some strange sensations whilst sleeping

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Is that the whole as or just the ass hole?

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check it out in the mirror for slickness?
Shane, honey why would you shave your ass when you could wax and it would be faster and last longer? Also, you could have it done at a salon with the possibility of a handsome guy to do it... Just a thought. I myself have practically no body hair, I could go for a year without shaving my legs and you wouldn't notice unless the sun hit just right and you got the peach fuzz glow. It also seems a bit scary to me to have a razor that close to my ass. But, I guess if I did shave my ass I would have to check for slickness and apply moisturizer so the skin wouldn't appear flaky or dry.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Shane, honey why would you shave your ass when you could wax and it would be faster and last longer? Also, you could have it done at a salon with the possibility of a handsome guy to do it... Just a thought. I myself have practically no body hair, I could go for a year without shaving my legs and you wouldn't notice unless the sun hit just right and you got the peach fuzz glow. It also seems a bit scary to me to have a razor that close to my ass. But, I guess if I did shave my ass I would have to check for slickness and apply moisturizer so the skin wouldn't appear flaky or dry.
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Shane, honey why would you shave your ass when you could wax and it would be faster and last longer? Also, you could have it done at a salon with the possibility of a handsome guy to do it... Just a thought. I myself have practically no body hair, I could go for a year without shaving my legs and you wouldn't notice unless the sun hit just right and you got the peach fuzz glow. It also seems a bit scary to me to have a razor that close to my ass. But, I guess if I did shave my ass I would have to check for slickness and apply moisturizer so the skin wouldn't appear flaky or dry.

Uh... Well... No one knows I shave my bum so going somewhere is out of the question, must remain in the privacy of my own bathroom. Not too hairy myself but a dude is a dude so...
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