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MY MOMMY.....THE EXOTIC DANCER

MY MOMMY.....THE EXOTIC DANCER

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for
a living.

All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman,
doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my mother's an exotic
dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they
put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will
go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
him, 'Is that really true about your mother?'

No,' the boy said, 'She works for the DEMOCRATIC National Committee and is
helping to get BARACK OBAMA to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
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My Biological mother does that to, are we brothers? I think so.
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You always knew it. Are you ashamed of that?
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What do you think my boys say when it's time for them to say what daddy does?
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What do you think my boys say when it's time for them to say what daddy does?


"Daddy does the internet all day"?



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"Daddy does the internet all day"?



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Daddy does not need to work like a donkey, not be home and is always busy at the "office". Daddy is always home, he pick us from school, plays soccer with us, locks himself in the bathroom with mom while steam is seeping from under the door, daddy is always here!
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Just playin', dude....
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Just checking.
How's it that I just happened to be logged in to respond?
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I figured it was the implant.


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