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Man, you live alone don't you. That would explain all the posts.
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Man, you live alone don't you. That would explain all the posts.
Nope, I have a wife, two boys, four cats, one dog, two maids, and one gardener on retainer.
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LIAR!!!!! prove it with pics. Scared????
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LIAR!!!!! prove it with pics. Scared????
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Are you "Hillbilly" Rich? I am
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About what? Can you honestly identify in that language what she really meant?
He's married and knows the rules.

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Me, I'm just going down the shop dear. She, buy me one. Me one what? She, do I have to explain everything??????

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Women are complicated creatures put on earth to torture men till we give in no matter what their demands are. I'm not married, nor do I have kids, but a man would have to be crazy to want to study the female species. I was just talking to a friend last night about how its easier to have a female roommate then it would be to live with a girlfriend. You can always walk out the room when your roommate gets emotional and starts talking about her boyfriend(s), you can't do that when its your girlfriend.






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Hey Sly, have you ever seen your female roomate naked?
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