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post #11 of 32 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 08:16 PM
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Assuming you are one of the 94% of folks that use Windows, go to your directory that has the jpg, open it with Microsoft picture manager. On the menu bar you have PICTURE and then Resize... on the dropdown. a tool window will appear to the right of the pic. Look at Size Setting Summary. If the pic is greater than 800X600, you can reduce it down to that and it will post up fine.

Above that little section is custom width and height. just type 800 in the first box. Click OK.

NOW, and this is IMPORTANT. FILE | SAVE AS... Make sure you change the name of the file when you save as. Otherwise you will just make your original smaller. When you close Picture Manager down it will say "there are changes that have not been saved" DON'T SAVE The window will close. Post up your newly named, smaller picture.

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Oh shit now I am CUMfounded. Come on guys I need help.
They're too into Obama and McCain to have any fun. And at this moment I don't give a flying rats ass who wins neither win me over in any way shape or form. So there.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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you can also do it in mspaint. similar procedure as outlined by bear.



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Assuming you are one of the 94% of folks that use Windows, go to your directory that has the jpg, open it with Microsoft picture manager. On the menu bar you have PICTURE and then Resize... on the dropdown. a tool window will appear to the right of the pic. Look at Size Setting Summary. If the pic is greater than 800X600, you can reduce it down to that and it will post up fine.

Above that little section is custom width and height. just type 800 in the first box. Click OK.

NOW, and this is IMPORTANT. FILE | SAVE AS... Make sure you change the name of the file when you save as. Otherwise you will just make your original smaller. When you close Picture Manager down it will say "there are changes that have not been saved" DON'T SAVE The window will close. Post up your newly named, smaller picture.
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Bear. Thank you, thank you. You saved mt Lil' pea brain from exploding trying to figure out how to put these pix on here.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Here is a little thanks. My daughter Cece and I at the beach.

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On the first Friday of any given month.....



"Oh Shit!"
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I simply have nothing to say that is not of an incriminatory nature......

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I simply have nothing to say that is not of an incriminatory nature......
Oh s***, oh s***, oh s***
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!

Chorus (x2)
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, ****)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, ****)
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, ****)
You got that? I got the bass


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And thats all you need to know.

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