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When you find a "good friend" who is the governor of the largest state in the US, and has the highest approval rating of all governors in the United States, please let everyone know. I'm sure McCain will bear a path to your door.

I suspect that is as likely to happen as anyone will ever find that non-existent quote you keep talking about, but never producing...
When "Largest State" is something besides tundra and moose shit it might be important. Otherwise, it is just 600,000 well spread out people with a higher percentage of dropouts, suicides and teenaged pregnancies than most of the rest of the country. And Martha Layne is a Kentucky Democrat so I doubt that she would let McCain in the door.

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God's plan for my election

Oh my gosh, can I just say how excited I am?!

It dawned on me a few hours a go that God is on my side in this battle of the titans. Just yesterday, some of the meanies in the lower 48 states were saying how I couldn't win and everything. But look what a difference a day, and several hours of praying, makes! I just asked the Lord for some help and, just like that, he dispatched Karl and Steve to do his bidding (like he's done so many times before-- Hi God!) and now the media's gonna pay for all the nasty things they said about me. (Did you know that some of them and Barack Obama implied that John Edwards sired my daughter's baby and that I'm pretending to be the mother? What malarkey! Neither I nor Bristol would ever have relations with that two-bit denture boy.)

Anyways. It looks like the plan is (get this!) to get real mad right back at the liberels and play like they hate small towns and churchgoers and the like. I guess I feel kinda bad because I know it's not TOTALLY true, cause I dated a liberel once. Way back in the 80s. He was a nice boy! (In case you're reading mom and dad, sorry I never mentioned Curtis to you. I was worried you wouldn't approve and all when you learned that he didn't hunt mooses and supported that guy Bondale.)

So I guess that means that after my speech tonight (which, I have to admit, I'm a little nervous about giving) you won't be seeing much of me doing interviews and the like on the Godbox. But don't you worry. I'll be keeping all my fans up to speed on my historiffic race to be the first ever Vice Presidentess right here on my weblog.

See you all tonight!



This lady talks and writes like SHE'S the pregnant sixteen year old.....
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Well I'm SURE you didn't miss this one...

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