It Is What It Is, Dude
Date registered: Mar 2006
Vehicle: 1978 107.024 RIP
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God's plan for my election
Oh my gosh, can I just say how excited I am?!
It dawned on me a few hours a go that God is on my side in this battle of the titans. Just yesterday, some of the meanies in the lower 48 states were saying how I couldn't win and everything. But look what a difference a day, and several hours of praying, makes! I just asked the Lord for some help and, just like that, he dispatched Karl and Steve to do his bidding (like he's done so many times before-- Hi God!) and now the media's gonna pay for all the nasty things they said about me. (Did you know that some of them and Barack Obama implied that John Edwards sired my daughter's baby and that I'm pretending to be the mother? What malarkey! Neither I nor Bristol would ever have relations with that two-bit denture boy.)
Anyways. It looks like the plan is (get this!) to get real mad right back at the liberels and play like they hate small towns and churchgoers and the like. I guess I feel kinda bad because I know it's not TOTALLY true, cause I dated a liberel once. Way back in the 80s. He was a nice boy! (In case you're reading mom and dad, sorry I never mentioned Curtis to you. I was worried you wouldn't approve and all when you learned that he didn't hunt mooses and supported that guy Bondale.)
So I guess that means that after my speech tonight (which, I have to admit, I'm a little nervous about giving) you won't be seeing much of me doing interviews and the like on the Godbox. But don't you worry. I'll be keeping all my fans up to speed on my historiffic race to be the first ever Vice Presidentess right here on my weblog.
See you all tonight!
This lady talks and writes like SHE'S the pregnant sixteen year old.....