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Top 9 Olympic comments

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during Summer Olympics games that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
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Those are awesome...I know who most of those people are. Too funny.
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3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
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I sink ve vould need to consult der Dr Freud about ze first two.
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Number 7 really sucks.

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Good ones yosey, I got those via email earlier this week too.

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Number 7 really sucks.


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