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A bit 1. n. An imperial unit of the other, slightly less than an entire portion, 2. n. Unspecified quantity of sex, partaken on the side.

Beaten like a ginger step-child adj. A particularly ferocious and merciless thrashing. Boxing.

Hanging brain n. A coffin dodger's clockweights, dangling out of his shorts.

Kruger n. A scary hand job from a women with extremely long fingernails. A Freddy.

Thelonius rhym, slang. Named after the jazz pianist Thelonius Spunk.

Tramps' truffles n. Discarded fries.

Versnatche n. A designer cunt.

Wet as an otter's pocket sim, Descriptive of the moistness of an object, eg. A face flannel, a raincoat, a frothing gash.

Yachting n. The stirring sight of a dog in full sail, tacking its way across the living room carpet attempting to remove the barnacles from its keel.
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Your invention, or no? Link?
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Leave the Gin alone WILL ya

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Your invention, or no? Link?
Sorry Dude no link !. you will have to go and buy own new English Profanisaurus from VIZ, that was just a few tasters, it's going to help you decipher the inevitable colourful out bursts that are bound pop up, since the Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus are so yesterday and don't include important words like Kojakwackingfucktard.
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Sorry Dude no link !. you will have to go and buy own new English Profanisaurus from VIZ, that was just a few tasters, it's going to help you decipher the inevitable colourful out bursts that are bound pop up, since the Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus are so yesterday and don't include important words like Kojakwackingfucktard.
Now thats a tad unfair as some of us cant buy it so how the fuck can we understand what you are saying? Wait a min, we never could anyway

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Now thats a tad unfair as some of us cant buy it so how the fuck can we understand what you are saying? Wait a min, we never could anyway
You should know them being a Brit !, like the Americans thinks the grassy knoll is where the second gunman stood during the assassination of JFK, but to a Brit , it's a ladygarden a goo gun holster a population paste pouch.
Just think of Popeye eating spinach, well to us it's a sim - To engage in enthusiastic cumulonimbus … you know like King David. And David did enter the tent and know Bathsheba. And David did kneel before Bathsheba, and lo, he did go at it like Popeye eating spinach. (from the book of Clive Chapter 6, v3-4).
And it's these are the type of confusions and misinterpretations that can lead to war! They must be stopped.
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You should know them being a Brit !, like the Americans thinks the grassy knoll is where the second gunman stood during the assassination of JFK, but to a Brit , it's a ladygarden a goo gun holster a population paste pouch.
Just think of Popeye eating spinach, well to us it's a sim - To engage in enthusiastic cumulonimbus … you know like King David. And David did enter the tent and know Bathsheba. And David did kneel before Bathsheba, and lo, he did go at it like Popeye eating spinach. (from the book of Clive Chapter 6, v3-4).
And it's these are the type of confusions and misinterpretations that can lead to war! They must be stopped.
We are both Brits, but are we drinking the same wine?

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We are both Brits, but are we drinking the same wine?
no and no
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