You're a jolly good chap. If only the kids today could master and honour those skills.
There is a lot of truth in that. One sunday afternoon i was sitting in the sports bar watching the F1 race and i had drunk 6 pints when in walked this giant of a man (approx 25 year old) and we got talking about the race.
Well, we stayed in the bar after the race and played pool. He had drank four pints which took me close to my leaving time of 10 pints, when he suddenly became violent and started insulting people around him and then was sick all over the pool table and collapsed.
We had to get an ambulance to rush him to hospital.
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one
- Winston Churchill, in response.