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Luke, You Summbitch!

While you've been getting your scrotum scrubbed by Jayhawk (regards to Shane for augmenting our cumulative vernacular), I've been waiting for my new goddamned tires and they're not here yet. What the fuck, are you bastards at the Louisiana warehouse digging them out of flooded homes?

By the way, they're 18" Potenza RE-01R's. I have to take it easy on them for 500 miles, which I hope to have done before October. Because my commute is about 8 miles one way.

So, Lucas, you friggin' hoosier Larry Bird worshiping Tony George fisting bastard, GIT ME my DAMN TIRES.
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After the corn on the cob from the farmer's market I felt the need to floss. I feel much better now, thanks.
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Were I but a lowly dog, I could lay around all day, licking myself in ways that would cripple the ordinary human. "Wanna go outside?" No, thanks. I can lick my own balls and stuff.

Wait...would that make me gay?
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I would say YES!
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I chime in with haven't you people ever heard of closing a g damn door. Better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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Use the floors, Luke

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