Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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So, according to you, this is how the conversation went:
GW: You know, Vlad, since you and I know you're still in charge, I think you should ease into Georgia and kill a few innocent people. We'll fein outrage and demand you leave the country immediately. After all, they've been launching attacks on you and you'll be able to defend your actions.
Vlad the Pooter: And what shall we gain from this agreement, buddy ol' pal?
GW: Well, for starters, my oil portfolio is lookin' a bit poor, since oil fell below 120.00 a barrel and all. You can create world-wide tension with your staged invasion, and we'll both make out like bandits when oil goes up.
Vlad the Pooter: You know, George, you are wise beyond your years! Why didn't I think of that? What else will you do to create more world tension, even after I withdraw?
GW: Well, Vladdie, we're fixing to sign a missile defense agreement with the Polish, which, of course, will create major concern for you guys. So, as soon as you hear the announcement, I want you to get on TV and raise all sorts of hell and threaten the U.S.
Vlad the Pooter: Wow! That's a fantastic idea. And to think, the American people believe you're a real dumbass. I for one, think you are a f^ckin' genius, pal.
GW: Why, thanks, man. I knew I seen a friend behind those eyes.
Yeah, that's what happened.
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