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McBear, Yosey I need your attention NOW.

I have been involved in the wet dry vote for some time now. I know that I am considered a drunk here. But heres the deal. We have some people here in town that think that drinking a beer is wrong. But they can go to the doctor and get some oxycotton and feel that they are Holy, That is Bullshit. Drugs are a lot worse than beer. I know that I am going to get some flack from this. Beer has been around for centuries and these new drugs have only been on the scene for a few decades. I am FUCKING tired of these Holier than thow people that try to force their opinion on others. After they take their oxycotton. The clk man approves this message. ALSO BEAR AND YOSEY PLEASE WATCH THE CHANNEL 27 NEWS AT 11:00 TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND EXPLAIN THINGS.
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I have been involved in the wet dry vote for some time now. I know that I am considered a drunk here. But heres the deal. We have some people here in town that think that drinking a beer is wrong. But they can go to the doctor and get some oxycotton and feel that they are Holy, That is Bullshit. Drugs are a lot worse than beer. I know that I am going to get some flack from this. Beer has been around for centuries and these new drugs have only been on the scene for a few decades. I am FUCKING tired of these Holier than thow people that try to force their opinion on others. After they take their oxycotton. The clk man approves this message. ALSO BEAR AND YOSEY PLEASE WATCH THE CHANNEL 27 NEWS AT 11:00 TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND EXPLAIN THINGS.
So does YOUR wet/dry election feature your scoutmaster with a mannequin dressed as a drunken floozy strapped atop his 1966 Chrysler Town and Country?

I always wondered where he stored that mannequin between elections.

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So does YOUR wet/dry election feature your scoutmaster with a mannequin dressed as a drunken floozy strapped atop his 1966 Chrysler Town and Country?

I always wondered where he stored that mannequin between elections.
You are my scout master, and my mannequin is named sharon, and I have stored her at your house for 30 years. Maybe you can store her in your new garage. hey man fair play?
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I grew up thinking drinking was wrong. It was taught, preached and drilled into our heads by our minister. But, as I got older and learned to read, I challenged one of our Elders to tell me where in the Bible it was wrong to drink. I further insisted that all I could find was 'overindulgence' or 'drunkenness' as sins. He was relatively speechless but stammered around a bit, finally admitting that it wasn't actually wrong unless you got drunk. But he further stated that it was easier to teach it was wrong than to try to teach where the line was. He also mentioned that if your drinking caused a brother to stumble, then you shouldn't do it.

So, in conclusion, clkman, you are a SINNER! You have caused the brothers of benzworld to stumble into drunkenness! I am holding a beer right now, my fifth one! And I hate beer. You are a disgrace! Repent, you wretched transgressor! Buuuurp!

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I suspected that. And I am sorry to everyone here on BWOT. Being drunk is not cool. And I will be responsible for my actions. Again I am sorry.
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I suspected that. And I am sorry to everyone here on BWOT. Being drunk is not cool. And I will be responsible for my actions. Again I am sorry.
No need to apologize. Just say 7 hail Mary's, slap a strange woman on the ass and tell her you was smacking a crab fly and your sins will be forgiven. Now, go get me a beer, BITCH!

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Cmitch my brother, I have made a place here for myself protraying a drunk. And I have done some damage. And I will pay for that my friend.
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You are my scout master, and my mannequin is named sharon, and I have stored her at your house for 30 years. Maybe you can store her in your new garage. hey man fair play?
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Man bear, don't make me have to tell you how to adjust the linkage in the mannequins head? She should be looking to the EAST.
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