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Damn, those geezers sure wake up early -- their enlarged prostates make them unable to sleep in lest they wet their beds. So off to golf they go for their 'early bird special' or tee off time when senior citizen discounts apply.

I'll be among the ranks in another quarter century or so unless if Russia, emboldened by their unhindered invasion of Georgia, decides to take over the world.

To play the Ocean Course it costs about $360.00 a round plus $60.00 caddy fee per bag minimum of two. It is a walking course until noon then you can use carts. The lowest priced course at Kiawah is Cougar Point it's 280.00 a round, but you don't have caddy fees. And you can either walk or drive a cart. There are 5 resort owned courses at Kiawah and 3 private community courses if you want to join one.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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It's 5:21 PM and I just woke up from partying all night. I was at a Republican fund raising event where I had to pop from a cake so the donors can be more generous.
Which is more sore,your head or your ass?

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Damn, those geezers sure wake up early -- their enlarged prostates make them unable to sleep in lest they wet their beds. So off to golf they go for their 'early bird special' or tee off time when senior citizen discounts apply.

I'll be among the ranks in another quarter century or so unless if Russia, emboldened by their unhindered invasion of Georgia, decides to take over the world.

I am with ya, if they invade us l would love to ambush some of them with some good ol American made IEDs or even Mexican made if that's OK with everyone. Oh no wait, will that be considered terrorism?
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Which is more sore,your head or your ass?
Ew, I certainly am an ass virgin and will keep that way. What makes you think that Republicans are males only?
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Ever been tempted to push off some turd or 'tard off the cart to a gator in search of breakfast?
Daily. Mostly the members and their wives they act so smug. I'd like to get them to hole 5 or 12 and run them into the lot of them. But, I have to smile and be polite to the wanna be rich. It's in the rule book. The guests that stay are always fun and wanna have fun, so that and the money makes up for most of the jerks.

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If I show up at your course Jody I think you will kick me out. First of all I don't know how to play golf even with having a golf course a block from my house. Is there a dress code that one has to "obey"? That's another reason because you know what I will be wearing or maybe you can guess
I can guess what McBear will be wearing though
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Kinda reminds of the fellow that found a genie's bottle on the island he was stranded on. He rubs and out pops a beautiful Genie ( Barbara Edens style). She asks what is first wish, he stated a nice cold beer and puff there it appears. He says just great and for your second wish, he thinks about it for awhile and states a nice big porterhouse steak and puff medium rare, fantastic he thinks. So while enjoying his beer and beef and the genie thinking for him about the next wish, starts to think of herself, hey been in bottle for 2000 years, I am a little horny after all that time.
So she ask him hey sweety would you like to play a round for your last wish and he states don't tell me you have a set of clubs in that bottle too. Ha Ha The end
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If I show up at your course Jody I think you will kick me out. First of all I don't know how to play golf even with having a golf course a block from my house. Is there a dress code that one has to "obey"? That's another reason because you know what I will be wearing or maybe you can guess
I can guess what McBear will be wearing though
I don't really think they would let you roam the course in a G-string. But, other than that I've seen a lot of pretty wild get ups. But, you are welcome to come play. I do get 1/2 off for friends and family. Just remember it is a 5 diamond 5 star resort. It would make a great place for a get together. There was just an antique car show there last month. Some of these people had people just to make sure their car or cars didn't get pine pollen all over them. Those poor lil dudes were washing and waxing the entire time. The shit just keeps coming down like bird shit on a new car. They call it the southern cover.

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Kinda reminds of the fellow that found a genie's bottle on the island he was stranded on. He rubs and out pops a beautiful Genie ( Barbara Edens style). She asks what is first wish, he stated a nice cold beer and puff there it appears. He says just great and for your second wish, he thinks about it for awhile and states a nice big porterhouse steak and puff medium rare, fantastic he thinks. So while enjoying his beer and beef and the genie thinking for him about the next wish, starts to think of herself, hey been in bottle for 2000 years, I am a little horny after all that time.
So she ask him hey sweety would you like to play a round for your last wish and he states don't tell me you have a set of clubs in that bottle too. Ha Ha The end
There are those out here too. They have all these devices to figure out where and how to hit the ball. On the Ocean Course if you are not a pro, just drink, smoke cigars and enjoy the place because it's next to imposable to have a really good game. Especially if there is any wind at all and on the front 9 you have wind coming from all directions off the ocean. It is ranked the if not one of the top 4 hardest courses to play built since 1967. Depending on which golf mag. you read.

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Night shift, duh
There's an Edge of America called the Night Shift? Cool.

What does one do on a golf course in the middle of the night anyway? I can tell you stories.......
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