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I was in Sam's Club Supermarket when I notice that a rather dishy blonde behind me has just raised her hand and is giving me a big 'hello' .

I was rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to me, and although her face is vaguely familiar, I can't place where I might know her from, so I ask, 'Sorry, do you know me?'

She replies, 'I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children'

My mind shoots back to the one and only time I have been unfaithful, Shit!' I say , 'Did we meet on 4th Street Live at the Hard Rock Cafe'? 'When I got out of the police station and got back to the hotel room you had gone.'

No, 'she replies, 'I'm your son's English Teacher'.
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I was in Wal-Mart about 2 years ago picking up the groceries. I happened across an extremely good looking brown headed gal with an EXCELLENT tan. She smiled at me and I smiled back. As I came down the next aisle, she again quickly glanced my way and smiled again. "Wow!" I thought. "I must have my pimp juice on today!" So, as I met her again, she stared a little longer and even grinned the next time. I'm feelin' good by now. I get up to the register to check out in another nice looking girl's line, she also grinned at me and said "Hey, how are yo doing?"
"Great!" I said with a chest full of confidence. By then I had a raging hard on. As I got my groceries and left, I ran into the nice looking girl again and she SMILED really wide, that time, almost with a giggle.
I get to the car, load my groceries and get in. Crank the car, belt up, rub my nose because it's itching and off on my finger is the biggest damned booger I'd ever seen. Talking about a deflated ego.

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I was in the local Kroger grocery and I walk by a hottie holding two potatoes and she blurted out wow! I said excuse me, but are you okay? She said yes it's just that these potatoes remind me of my old boy friend.

I said Gee, his balls were that big?

She said no, they were this dirty.
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I was in the local Kroger grocery and I walk by a hottie holding two potatoes and she blurted out wow! I said excuse me, but are you okay? She said yes it's just that these potatoes remind me of my old boy friend.

I said Gee, his balls were that big?

She said no, they were this dirty.
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I was in the local Kroger grocery and I walk by a hottie holding two potatoes and she blurted out wow! I said excuse me, but are you okay? She said yes it's just that these potatoes remind me of my old boy friend.

I said Gee, his balls were that big?

She said no, they were this dirty.

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