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Becoming a Veggitarian

Folks I have decided to change my ways...... yes thats right I am thru with being so impure and it is now time for a change...

I decided to turn to the life of a Veggitarian..... just imaging all the benefits I will reap from this truly important change in lifestyle for a better me!

It will make me a pure person and perhaps I will be able to mingle with those Naked protesters since I will be "clean"

I know that you guys are going to flame the shit out of me however I will be strong cause I ate my veggies!

Tomatos, Potatos, Brockly, Cauliflower! Mushrooms... Artichoke, green onions.. Yes Spinach! and Asparagus....Hmmmmm Spinach and Asparagus without butter? Ok can do....

No More Murder of Cows and less people eating cows should mean less pollution! (Cows farts = Methane Gas x 100s of 1000s of tons of the shit)

No more arguing about the best way to BBQ with that Cigar Guy..... (and 4 hours to get it ready)

No More Turkey Like what the hell is there to give thanks for anyways?

No more headless chickens running around looking for their wings...

No more Porking porkers (wooops wrong thread)

No more Hot dogs (just what the hell are those made from anyways?)

No Italian Sausage (just give me the bun with the peppers and onions)

No more Hamburgers (never liked em anyways)

We will no longer scream for Ice Cream.... instead we will eat boiled peanuts..

I invite all of you to try this clean life style and become pure not only in your body! your mind also!

Damn all this talk about this divine food and lifestyle makes me hungry......

Lets see I can have a carrot.... or I can .... ummmm lets see have an Apple...






OH Fuck it all I'm going to Go Cook this damn Steak I got marinating Right now on my New Charmaster Charcoal / Propane grill ..... Ha ha ha!
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If Beer is the primary ingredient in your diet. "You May Be a vegetarian"
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What if I use the Beer for cooking my fav Beer can Chicken? I do know for a fact that if I drink noth of that beer I brought back from Wyoming that I can become a vegetable for the evening..............
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I just can't do it, just can't , just...
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Hey, 2 carrots got in a wreck and went to the hospital. and one carrot said to the doctor, will he live? the doctor said yes he will live, but he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
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I can.

Does the extra G provide all the nutrients that you miss from meat?

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No more headless chickens running around looking for their wings...
I don't think it is their feathers that they are trying to find.

Which brings up the question. What part of the chicken do Chicken Tenders come from?

EVERY time I ask a server that question when they ask "do you have any questions about our menu?" someone feels compelled to throw something at me.

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I don't think it is their feathers that they are trying to find.

Which brings up the question. What part of the chicken do Chicken Tenders come from?

EVERY time I ask a server that question when they ask "do you have any questions about our menu?" someone feels compelled to throw something at me.
Hmmmmmm good question maybe you should ask for Parison's nose next time done just right so they retain a little pink........... If someone don't throw something at you then........
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Vegetarianism is a crock of shit. Moderating your meat intake is what it's all about. Don't suffer through life white knuckled and craving for a slider. I think you hooked up with some dip-shit ecology wench and she's got you on the ropes.

FWIW I absolutely love veggies, I'm probably the only kid who looked foreword to brussels sprouts.

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TK did you read the entire thing and miss it? awwww fuck me hope you were driving and reading this on the fly while you were looking down at some tittys driveing by.........
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