Folks I have decided to change my ways...... yes thats right I am thru with being so impure and it is now time for a change...
I decided to turn to the life of a Veggitarian..... just imaging all the benefits I will reap from this truly important change in lifestyle for a better me!
It will make me a pure person and perhaps I will be able to mingle with those Naked protesters since I will be "clean"
I know that you guys are going to flame the shit out of me however I will be strong cause I ate my veggies!
Tomatos, Potatos, Brockly, Cauliflower! Mushrooms... Artichoke, green onions.. Yes Spinach! and Asparagus....Hmmmmm Spinach and Asparagus without butter? Ok can do....
No More Murder of Cows and less people eating cows should mean less pollution! (Cows farts = Methane Gas x 100s of 1000s of tons of the shit)
No more arguing about the best way to BBQ with that Cigar Guy..... (and 4 hours to get it ready)
No More Turkey Like what the hell is there to give thanks for anyways?
No more headless chickens running around looking for their wings...
No more Porking porkers (wooops wrong thread)
No more Hot dogs (just what the hell are those made from anyways?)
No Italian Sausage (just give me the bun with the peppers and onions)
No more Hamburgers (never liked em anyways)
We will no longer scream for Ice Cream.... instead we will eat boiled peanuts..
I invite all of you to try this clean life style and become pure not only in your body! your mind also!
Damn all this talk about this divine food and lifestyle makes me hungry......
Lets see I can have a carrot.... or I can .... ummmm lets see have an Apple...
OH Fuck it all I'm going to Go Cook this damn Steak I got marinating Right now on my New Charmaster Charcoal / Propane grill ..... Ha ha ha!