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post #11 of 31 (permalink) Old 08-04-2008, 01:38 PM
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Nice panty line...that's all you got? Dude, you're clearly firing with blanks
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And why were you hitting on a chick with a panty line? The hotties I like are in g-stings or none. Granny panties tell me that they don't want that kinda talk.
LOL...true most times. but this one, her panties fit tight and good.
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Nice panty line...that's all you got? Dude, you're clearly firing with blanks
1am in the morning at the club and everybody's drunk and horny? no need for extensive conversation.

and yes, I got way more ammo than that.
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I feel you. If I see a lady with a nice body I would actually walk up to her and say you have very nice legs, or your have toned arms. They tend to appreciate a decent compliment. I think I've told a lady one time you have nice breast and she didn't get mad at all. We talked for a bit about how nicely shaped her Naturals where. You just ran into a PETA member.
hahaha@PETA member...

no really, I think she was the designated driver and wasn't in the mood to get hit on, but the bitch WAS in the mood to hit on others..namely me..lol..

to her credit, she was a slim brunette similar to Courtney Cox, but her face was way cuter and she had on a silky skirt which showed off her assets really well. I'd say she was at least 30 yrs. old.
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hahaha@PETA member...

no really, I think she was the designated driver and wasn't in the mood to get hit on, but the bitch WAS in the mood to hit on others..namely me..lol..

to her credit, she was a slim brunette similar to Courtney Cox, but her face was way cuter and she had on a silky skirt which showed off her assets really well. I'd say she was at least 30 yrs. old.
Nice she sounds cute. I guess it seemed worth it at the moment until she introduced you to Palmalina






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Something tells me this story is made up. Go ahead and tell us what was the name of the bar you went to and when did this happen? I have my ways of finding some witnesses if this was true and I will let everyone know how I did it when the plot thickens. Are you game or are you a chicken?
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I may be stupid but, I think he was at a bar that Jody was at and then she bitch slapped him.
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I may be stupid but, I think he was at a bar that Jody was at and then she bitch slapped him.
Please, CLK do you really think he could get close enough for a lame pick up line? Let alone hang long enough for me to Zap his ass? Ew, I think I might have to get sick at the thought.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
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Bump!
Just in case BR wants this thread buried in bit heaven
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